if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
Jared Padalecki everybody :D
my dad forgot Martin Freeman’s name so he sad Bilbo Watson
#YOU CAN JOKE ABOUT STUFF #BUT THERE’S A POINT WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE #A LARGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE NEVER DREW THAT LINE #HOPE THEY’RE PROUD OF THEMSELVES (via trebletea)
that lil bitch
who does this bitch think he is stfu damn
omfg
- What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.
- What other people hear: I am a serial killer.
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
